One's Wily Ways [Silver/Closed]

While the hybrid was reddening up, The small zoan would lay his back onto the ground before sighing loudly, having gotten no help from him as he would then simply say "You should not give away your own wife, because otherwise your mother will be lost to another man." He would state, a sudden sense of dejavu arriving upon himself before he would then shake his head.

"I am going to sit here, i am going to frown at you and i am giong to complain at you quite a bit." He then spoke before suddenly noticing a small notification from his bracelet as he would place both his fingers to his own forehead as he would tap it twice before it would let go.
The metallic object falling in two pieces onto the ground as his eyes would turn into two thin lines.

Knowing full well that all of this would make no sense at face value, The zoan would speak calmly to make sure that his own opinion would be shared in the correct level, to make certain that his own innocence wouldn't be destroyed as he calmed down quite a bit, his frightened appeal starting to slowly return. "Listen, i do not know many of those fancy words, but apparently some woman called Pho or Hae hired me to set up a perfect moment to permanently bind to you in a relationship."

Saying these words, he would give them a few seconds to let it sink in before then continueing. "Because apparently the issues at home have been rising... Oh right, i am not supposed to say that part.
Well, skimming to page four, the person also seemingly has given a bitchy unique weapon that seemingly wants to constantly be upgraded with either the blood of the enemies." Which he would point at when it flashed a few times with a firm 'no.' before then returning back to his own standing position, almost falling over when he straightened himself out as his ears went from floppy to twitching at a random pace as his tail was awkwardly wagging slowly, brushing up rain and dirt from the ground as the cleaning job on it would be a complete nightmare.

"So, Besides this, i am apparently supposed allowed to then hire you for a small sum to protect Earth, making sure to fight some kind of super demon in the core of the moon who is capable of wiping out everything with the sword that you have in your hand.
Even going as far to completely eliminate every life form on the planet earth as it makes certain that nothing can follow him anymore in his demand for power." As he would go silent after saying all of this, this time he was taking a moment to drink actual water from a smaller flask that he manifested.

The thirsty gulps that came from his small body as he drank for quite a bit were soon overshadowed by his awkward little burp as his ears stuck forwards and his tail stuck out completely, doing a small hop as his eyes closed soon from a naplike instinct that started to overcome himself before he would then turn back on the conversation that was happening just moments ago.

"You will be paid seven million zenni for the job upfront." He would state flat out, making certain that the Saiyan realized just how much money he could be earning just by working for a little runt who was apparently over thirty and had this money to throw around and a responsibility beyond belief.

"Also, Yes, i do want to become a wizard, so please, do not make fun of my dreams... I am just an innocent bugger who wants to learn magic and get married." As he honestly spoke about this, frowning towards him, frowning to the man with such little loyalty that he suggested to take away his own little sunshine.
What a bad person! Geesh!

Yet it wasn't all done, as Silver started to gauge the area aroudn himself, it was certain that a few objects in the vacinity were not very correct, a tree or two that were being regenerated from another source of energy as the villains that were hired to kill were even fakes that were controlled by a source of energy beyond his belief.
His brain going into overdrive as he tried to figure out exactly where this energy could get all of the mastery from, who this energy was even from and above all...

Who in the seven deities was capable of mastering energy this fine and certainly, there was nothing that the little runt could do to even understand the situation at hand as he was going from a small job that he was hired to do while sharing his mindscape with a more stern and serious individual who called this runt of a saiyan a family member.
His eyes scanning over his body build as the lack of muscles made certain that he was training in some capacity yet it wasn't in the right areas as he would soon give a few uncharacteristic nods before then snapping his attention back to the hybrid and the seaweed wonder itself so that he wouldn't miss the chance to learn something new from this endeavor.

Especially with the prime source of energy that was from these two, he could already imagine the things that he could perform with this, the energy that he could draw from his own mindscape and expand out into a brilliant start to light up everything that he was tasked with before becoming the ultimate magician.
Yet something else inside of himself understood that heated look Celmaru had in the battle before, that martial arts gaze that drew him forwards more and more, Silver was truely starting to digest all of this as he was starting to figure out himself what he could do in this scenario with a smile on his own face.

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As Silver realized what was going on, giving a moment to think about it, as he remembered from his mother and father when they discussed this certain situation, he would nod at the reaction from him and happily say.

"Okay~! I will put through the payment and you can get yourself a house, there is this beautifull mansion on a hill with a brilliant view on a large collection of pink leaved trees!" As he awkwardly worded it before bringing his small hand to his own chin, thinking about it before then realizing what he was about to do!

"Oh right! That was what mom and dad told me when two people get... Intamete?" Awkwardly wording it as he would hold Celmaru his wallet or his identification papers that he would have had on him before walking away into the distance.
Raising his fist to make a simple notification towards the other two before sticking his thumb between two other fingers for a certain rude gesture on what he thought they were about to do as the little feller would say contently.

"Please remember to invite me when you two get cubs! I would love to teach them how to chase their tails and do little flips! I am great at those!" Before then continueing to walk, knowing rather well that he could just ask to dump stuff onto his details if he had his identification papers as a smile crossed his face.
He was going to make these people to happy! If only they just would believe him more, instead he was playing with his sugary treat that was clinging to him.
Geesh! What a simple man, next he is going to shout simply because she tries to sneak in a kiss... Men am i right...

'Wait...' Silver thought, lowering his arm as he put it to his chin as he tilted his head to think. 'Am i a simple minded fool?'

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Silver attempts to leave the thread with all of Celmaru his identification papers and his wallet.